Jay- "Is it considered prostitution if you have sex in exchange for gifts?"
Phil- "No, then it is just a girlfriend."
Sam- "You don't give me gifts for sex."
Phil- "...My penis."
Sam- "Your penis is a wonderfull gift, but I don't think that counts... No pun intended, but the penis is kinda the point of sex..."
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