Monday, April 7, 2008

The artfull dodger II

A creepy guy is persistently hitting on me, and I can't seem to shake him.
Creepy McWeirdo is prattling on and on talking about himself, trying to get me to give him my number. I have been dropping hints that I am not interested for the whole conversation (we are stuck in a long line together so I can't escape) but he just wont take the hint and I am done with being polite.


Creepy McWeirdo noticing that I am ignoring him- "Hey, are you listening to me? You are ignoring me aren't you? ...hello?"

Truly Exasperated Sam- "I'm sorry, I am deaf in one ear. Have you been talking to me? All I could hear was this annoying noise."

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