Power in Numbers...I Think

Josh--"There were like 45 pissed off nerds....that's like....10 normal people."

Eric--"But with more fists."

Emo Super Powers--Activate!!

(A friend shows me a picture she tried to take of herself...)

Jaci--"It's hard to take a picture of yourself from that angle....I don't know how the Emos do it."

The scissor sisters

Crazy Peterson- "Yeah, his penis was so small we practically scissored all night."

It's a tough job...but someone has to do it

(At an outdoor concert)

Keith--"Hmm...Maybe I should slow down..."

Tammy--"What? You haven't been drinking that much."

Keith-- "I know, but drinking in the sun is much harder than it looks."

How much for the cow?

(Anna and Mike just went to a fair where they purchased a bonsai tree and the man was trying to sell them a pot for it for $30)

Anna--I told him I would get one when I go to the Philippines.

Tammy--Are they much cheaper there?

Anna--Not exactly, but in the Philippines you could buy like a cow for thirty bucks. A pot can't be more than a cow.