Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Dr. Ssgt. Berkley

SSgt. Berkley- "It's cross-cancer-pollination, it's kinda like airborne AIDS"

(He was explaining to us how all the new airmen spread horrible diseases and germs like the plague rats.)

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Papa... Mike... Sierra... (P.M.S)

Roomie 1: "If I don't start my fucking period tomorrow, I am gonna fucking kill somebody!"

Roomie 2: "I think it already sounds like you're going to start..."