the eternal question: the artfull dodger acording to tammy

Sleasy McDrunkface- "So baby, do the curtains match the carpets?"

Tammy- "I don't know, I have hard wood floors."

somewhere sam is thinking "that cheeky cheeky little minx..."

the many flavors of yummy

(Sam and Tammy discussing 3 of there guy friends)

Sam- "All your boys are so hot..."

Tammy- "Yup..."

Sam- "...break your heart to pick just one..."

(much giggling ensues....)

adventures in cradle robbing

Ashley- "I just want to take advantage of young boys..."

He can make my engine purrrrrr ;)

Moms- "What is Josh up to?"

Tammy- "Ahh, I don't know. Workin on the car I think. Fine tuning his carburetor or something...."

Moms- "Ahhhhhh."

Tammy- "... he can fine tune my carburetor any time...."

Spa day

Tammy- "Hey, Anna and I were planning on having a girly day and going to get facials..."

Sam- giggles inappropriately

Tammy- "Do you want to go with us?"

Sam- "Would it be inappropriate if I wore a pearl necklace?"