the dude formerly known as straight

Mike--"A little gay is looking at Prince and sayin, "Wow, he's pretty." A lot gay is looking at Prince and saying, "Wow, I'd do him."

Suck it Ebert & Roper

Sam- "I just watched the greatest B horror movie ever! Delta Delta Die, seriously, I laughed, I cried, I peed."

"I'll have one roofie colada, and give the lady a beer."

Tyler- "I've tried date rape drugs... It didn't work for me... There was never any sex, I always fell asleep."

Church of the Divine Pole

Dicky- "Strip clubs are like church, they give you false hope."