A rose by any other name...

Phil- "my japanese dictionary just translated vagina as; pussy,cunt ,hole ,box ,twat ,beaver ,slit ,crack...love the japs"

The danger zone

Mays- "I guess the rear is the danger zone."

Sam- "The rear is always the danger zone."

(This was said while we were marching back from school one day)

suck my.... literary device

Sam- "It's hyperbole, suck it! Suck my literary device!!"

"Batteries you will buy me"

Dupont- "I bet Sam has a purple lightsaber!"

Sam- "Yeah, I do, and it runs on the force!"

(They were making fun of me for being a star wars nerd. The lightsaber they speak of is in fact a battery operated boyfriend.)

Dick-tionary

Hayward- "Who cares about having a big vocabulary? All you need is a big dick......tionary."

Sam- "That's true, and both are still a mouthful!"

And the Winner Is....Wait, What?

Christopher--"I love fireworks. They are the second best Chinese invention."

Tammy--"What's the first?"

Christopher--"Bound feet."