(This madness ensued after Gleason told me she likes me better pale while we were drinking margaritas.)
Drunk Sam- "Yeah, I look like an Umpa Loompa when I am tan and that is not attractive! No one fucks Umpa Loompas!!! How do they procreate anyway? They must clone them."
Random Drunk Guy at the bar- "Hmmm, Go get a tan and I'll show you who fucks Umpa Loompas."
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