Monday, September 14, 2009

Things I learned in Tech School...

(My class was having a contest to see who could tie a cherry stem in a knot with their tongues, a skill that somehow relates to sexual ability. A marine in our class couldn't do it and we gave him a bit of a hard time.)

Roby- "I feel bad for your wife, Bearden!"

Bearden- "What? I am not gonna tie her vagina in a knot!!"

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