Gotta Have Faith

"If there was a god who would give me the sacred task of kicking him in the balls, I'd find that church and believe in his ass."--Derek

Good Bitches Are So Hard To Find These Days

(while waiting for Vira to show up)

"Well, I guess we'll have to go over there and find his ass since he's not being a good bitch and answering his phone."--Derek

Superiority Has Its Downfalls

"That's because girls are leet like whoa."--Anna
"Hmm...perhaps pregnancy is god's way of punishing women for being such a superior gender."--Tammy

The Big Spoon

Setting: movie night with very comfortable couches

"Next time I'm going to cuddle with you."--Casey
"OK."--Mike
"Can I be the big spoon?"--Casey

(Note: Mike is about twice Casey's size...)

The Speed of Beer

"Do we want another round here?"--Tammy
"Not for me...I'm pacing myself."--Aunt Linda
(Looks at Mom)
"So am I. One right after the other."--Mom

motherly advice

Sam- "Hey mom is this slutty or cute?"

Mom- ".... slutty cute."

Sam- "ok, I can deal with that."

Lets go for a ride...

Dicky- "Sam, will you be my bicycle?"

Sam- "Ewww, no!"

Dicky- "How bout my unicycle... just the once?"