Domo Arigato

(A friend's girlfriend tries to do something "sexy" for him by giving him a lap dance....but she does it doing the robot.)

Joel--"No...not like that!"

Amy--"But I thought you liked robots?"

to be or not to be.... a back door gal

Sgt. Linda "There are two types of women in the world, one who will suck your dick and one who will let you put it in her butt. But, you won't find one who will do both unless you pay for it."

(words of wisdom from a female marine)

Mac- "And there are some women who do neither."

Sgt. Bet "Yeah, they are called wives."

(I love my class)

this guy is our teacher?

TSgt Dirtbag- "I am smarter than you look."

A rose by any other name...

Phil- "my japanese dictionary just translated vagina as; pussy,cunt ,hole ,box ,twat ,beaver ,slit ,crack...love the japs"

The danger zone

Mays- "I guess the rear is the danger zone."

Sam- "The rear is always the danger zone."

(This was said while we were marching back from school one day)

suck my.... literary device

Sam- "It's hyperbole, suck it! Suck my literary device!!"

"Batteries you will buy me"

Dupont- "I bet Sam has a purple lightsaber!"

Sam- "Yeah, I do, and it runs on the force!"

(They were making fun of me for being a star wars nerd. The lightsaber they speak of is in fact a battery operated boyfriend.)