Cortez- "I can't hit on her, she is married."
Dick- "What are you talking about? You fucked a married chick!"
Cortez- "Yeah but it was with another guy so it cancels it out!"
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My life is weird... well and truly weird... so I decided to document some of the strange moments in my daily saga and the bright shiny moments of genius that come out of my friends and of course myself!
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- you get what you pay for
- No more joysticks
- How many licks does it take?
- Thats what she said
- morals according to a frat boy
- Her milkshake brings all the girls to the yard
- I don't know what neighborhood her mental gutter i...
- Jesus lite!
- Are you calling me anal?
- Way cooler than an I-phone
- You can't go the way I am going...
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