Jesus lite!

(Setting: My sister dragged my heathen atheist ass into the christian bookstore to look for a certain bible. While lightning did not strike me dead, hilarity did ensue.)

Audra (to christian store clerk)- "I am looking for an ultra-slim bible, it is like real skinny and travel sized."

Sam (in a mock valley girl voice)- "Yeah, its like Jesus lite!"

And still lightning did not strike me! I rest my case!