Setting: Sam sitting in the living room watching a history channel documentary on cannibalism with her ex-special forces father.

Dad- "If we are ever stranded on a desert island or something and I die first, you can eat me."

Sam- "... thanks dad... thats... sweet... I think..."

(Awkward pause...)

Dad- "So, what part would you start with?"

Sam- "What? I don't know! You are demented!"

(Mom pipes up from the kitchen while baking cookies or something)

Mom- "Lower back or the butt"

Dad- "I hear the back of the arm is a good place to start..."

Sam- "My life is so strange..."