have a heart

Tammy—“Hold on. I’m getting Phil a soda.”

Christopher—“And you say you’re heartless.”

Tammy—“No, not heartless…soulless. If I were heartless I’d just kill him in his sleep and call it a day.”

Christopher—“Oh, I get it. If you were heartless you’d kill him in his sleep. Soulless and you’ll still bring him a soda. That makes perfect sense.”