(Our friend Whetsone's bf wont take his shirt off ever, so we were trying to use the scientific method to figure out why.)

Gleason- "Maybe he doesn't have a belly button."

Sam- "Everyone has a belly button! If he doesn't he has to be an alien. That is the only logical conclusion!"

Tyree- "Thats the only conclusion?"

Sam- "Well, yeah. I guess he could be a clone too, or an alien clone. Either way you shouldn't date an alien whetsone."