go forth and pwn

(I wrote a description of The Count of Monte Cristo to describe it to a friend and in it I said something like "he breaks out of jail and pwns everyone")

Sam- "They should let me write the shit that goes on the back of books."

Tammy- "Sam, you can't say pwned on the back of the book."

Sam- "When I write a book I am going to make sure it says pwned on the back! Just because you said I can't"

Tammy- "Go forth and conquer."

Sam- "No! I will go forth and pwn!"