Forreign kids say the darndest things

Pan Chan is an English teacher in a Japanese high school. While walking down the freshman hallway one day he hears...

Random Japanese Kid- ''Why are your eye blue?''

Pan Chan- ''Cause I'm a gaijin...''

Random Japanese Kid- ''Why are you a human? Cause your a gaijin right?''

Water-boarding numero DUCE

(During a conversation on how it is possible to get drunk from putting a beer up your ass.)

Bower- "How do you bong a beer in your ass hole?"

Elmore- "Probably like you bong a regular beer..."

Bower- "I don't understand! How does your ass hole drink it???!!!"

Rogers and Pruski give this movie half a brain and a caveman's club

Sam- "What did you think of that movie Pruski?"

Pruski- "It had equal amounts of testosterone and thinky think."

(I have no idea what movie we were talking about but that is about the best description ever.)

Water-boarding is against my Geneva Convention!

Devon- "What's it called when you douche your ass hole?"

Me- (Said through near hysterical laughter) "You mean an enema??!!??"

Devon- "Ohhh. I thought that was called water-boarding..."

Me- "No! Water-boarding is a type of torture when they hold you under water!"

Devon- "I thought it was when they put water up your ass and made you hold it in... That sounds like torture to me!"

(This is an example of why Devon is one of my favorite people. Seriously, you can't make this shit up!)