Domo Arigato

(A friend's girlfriend tries to do something "sexy" for him by giving him a lap dance....but she does it doing the robot.)

Joel--"No...not like that!"

Amy--"But I thought you liked robots?"

to be or not to be.... a back door gal

Sgt. Linda "There are two types of women in the world, one who will suck your dick and one who will let you put it in her butt. But, you won't find one who will do both unless you pay for it."

(words of wisdom from a female marine)

Mac- "And there are some women who do neither."

Sgt. Bet "Yeah, they are called wives."

(I love my class)

this guy is our teacher?

TSgt Dirtbag- "I am smarter than you look."