The Big Spoon

Setting: movie night with very comfortable couches

"Next time I'm going to cuddle with you."--Casey
"OK."--Mike
"Can I be the big spoon?"--Casey

(Note: Mike is about twice Casey's size...)

The Speed of Beer

"Do we want another round here?"--Tammy
"Not for me...I'm pacing myself."--Aunt Linda
(Looks at Mom)
"So am I. One right after the other."--Mom